It started in the smog filled queue of cars outside the Taco Bell drive thru somewhere in suburban Detroit – an area as flat and grey as a politburo suit. My mum was over visiting and she’d been nursing a chip on her shoulder about the US for decades. After rattling off a list of...
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We already know that Superman wears Tim Cahill pajamas and that God wears a “PIENAAR IS GREAT” t-shirt – but our afroed genius Marouane Fellaini may well be wearing an “I TOLD YOU SO!” t-shirt under his Everton kit. He was omnipresent today,  tendril legs getting hold of the ball countless times, and he oh...
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All Evertonians were lifted out of their seats by Sunday’s late comeback against Spurs, but Chelsea at Stamford Bridge is going to be a challenge of an altogether higher order. Having won every Premier League game at The Bridge and conceded only one goal, yes just one solitary strike against, their home form is...
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Sunday’s 212th Merseyside derby at Goodison can’t come soon enough – despondency and despair is in the air and doubts about David Moyes are being voiced, mostly it should be said, by the ill-informed media. What is needed is what we’ll get, a full house, raucous support, a tough, fast, physical game and all...
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Everton’s bouncebackability will be fully road tested at Hull tonight following the defeat at Old Trafford. Options, already severely restricted by a long injury list, are further reduced by bans to Fellaini and Bilyaletdinov. Also looming large, as David Moyes mulls his limited options, is the little matter of Sunday afternoon’s appointment at Goodison...
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The excruciating thing is that they both did exactly the same strange neck dance. Their actions before were different, the games themselves were utterly different, but the spasmodic neck move was the same. In both cases it was a dance borne from emotion shaved to the bone, they both looked like fish, slapping about...
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Apparently it always comes in threes…bad news that is. Thus following the disclosure that Mikel Arteta has had to undergo a third – albeit minor – operation come reports that our best defender, Phil Jagielka, has had a second operation on his knee and Victor Anichebe has had a setback in his recovery. It...
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EVERTON 1 (Bilyaletdinov 45+1) – ASTON VILLA 1 (Carew 46) Gate: 36,648 Ref: Lee Probert Guest of honour and Everton legend Dave Hickson will have felt at home watching this game, which was in many ways like a throwback to an earlier era. Hard fought, inelegant, dour, and a fair result in which two dismissals, late...
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3-1 down at St Mirren with just 20 minutes left Motherwell looked to be heading to defeat last Saturday, that is until loanee striker Lucas Jutkiewicz scored twice. His first an angled drive from 12 yards, his second a volley following a chest down. Everton ‘keeper John Ruddy is also impressing the Fir Park...
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Are we all just hypnotized by his feral frizz or is Marouane Fellaini slowly moving towards brilliance at Everton?
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